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I'm looking for a boyfriend for Bernard. Despite the fact he's constantly checking other guys out, he's kind of in denial about his sexuality. See, he was raised in a family where homosexuality was scorned, so he hasn't exactly come to terms with accepting it yet. He's always trying to hook up with girls in a vain hope that maybe he will randomly become straight — no luck yet. Anyway, getting to the point, I'm looking for two things.

1) If you haven't already noticed, he's pretty damn hot for a guy who's been shacked up in a mental institution, so he's bound to attract some female attention. I'd like one girl in particular to make things extraordinarily awkward for him. Someone who just won't leave alone, who's making constant passes at him that he's doing everything he can to subtly (or not so subtly) avoid. Maybe he'd try flirting back a bit and use her as a disguise, but in the end, I'd like her to find out the truth. After the comedy's over, maybe they could become best buddies or something. I just think it could be fun to play around with.

2) The real reason I made this thread, however, is to find Bernard a guy. I'd like to put him with someone more serious, as he's quite a cheerful character. Maybe someone gloomy who he can cheer up, make it his mission to make them smile. He's patient and good at breaking down walls, so I'd like to find him a challenge, someone he can slowly chisel away at and squeeze his way into their heart. Now, if you've ever plotted with me, you'll know it isn't all about rainbows and sunshine. I'd like to put Bernard with someone who has real issues. I mean, Bernard is only here for a drinking problem, but there are seriously some crazy fucks out locked up at Ravenwood who I think it'd be interesting for him to meet. They don't have to be the psycho of psychos, just someone a bit darker than he is.

For now, that's all the details I have. So I don't take away the fun, face claims are your choice; although I'd prefer to have the guy be someone around his own age, not a whole lot older.




Come plot with me, I'll love you forever.